Despite ruining several sponges and pretty much eliminating my fingertips, it is with regret that I must announce the cancellation of my upcoming six-part series comparing, contrasting, and reviewing my collection of cheese graters.

In light of recent news, and in spite of my promise to avoid politics (because come on – this is a food blog), the eagerly anticipated “Make America Grate Again” will not be published here.

I know you’re all disappointed.
With me, probably.
For the bad puns.