How many times have I started a post with “Where ya been Dishes?” Countless. I get busy, sick, or lazy – like most people do. But I believe this is my longest absence yet! And we can blame it all on social media. My assistant at work (one week before the first deadline of the year, mind you) texted me that there was a death in his family and he needed to go home for the funeral. And then also he was getting his wisdom teeth out, so would be gone for the whole week. (Mmm hmm.) This also happened to coincide with his spring break. (MMM HMM.) And his twenty-first birthday (bitch, please!)
Whippersnappers like him don’t seem to realize that little old ladies like me can do things like “use the Twitter”, so he proceeded to spend the week tweeting about partying in Miami all week, including pictures of himself wearing ridiculous tiny fedoras, drinking colorful cocktails, and using all sorts of hip slang terms that I had to look up on Urban Dictionary. Needless to say his services were no longer needed at our office. Unfortunately this meant that I would have to pull double/triple/quadruple duty as deadlines approached, work piled up etc. What a little shit.
I digress. I’m back now! To let you know! I can really shake ‘em down! (Probably won’t be shaking anything down. But I’ll be posting again soon.)
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